SOME TYPICALLY BRITISH SAYINGS...

Going to see a man about a dog (when they don't want you to know where they are going)

I'll just rubber stamp it (repetitive work)

Pig in a poke (when you're sold something what you did not want)

What has that to do with the price of eggs (no relevance to topic)

Billy no mates (loner)
Geezer (bloke: Man)

Cop shop ( police station )

Meat wagon ( police van )

Ol' Bill (Police )

whats that gotta do with the price of beef? (I the same as the price of eggs.)

apples and pears ( stairs )

jam jar ( car )

tea leaf ( thief)

Mince Pie(s) (eyes)

Boat race (face)

Plates of meat (feet)

Rose Lee ( Cup of tea )
Moby Dick ( sick)

Score: (Twenty Pounds )